NYT: What’s in Iraq rumor mill?
BAGHDAD As a U.S. soldier peered out of a passing tank, a young
engineering student and a retired accountant contemplated one of the
more common questions on the streets of Baghdad: Did the soldier’s
wraparound sunglasses give him X-ray vision?
‘With those glasses, he can definitely see through women’s clothes,’
said the engineering student, Samer Hamid. ‘It makes me angry. We are
afraid to take our families out on the street.’
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What’s in Iraq rumor mill? X-ray vision and air-conditioned vests
John Tierney/NYT The New York Times
Thursday, August 7, 2003
BAGHDAD As a U.S. soldier peered out of a passing tank, a young engineering
student and a retired accountant contemplated one of the more common questions
on the streets of Baghdad: Did the soldier’s wraparound sunglasses give him
X-ray vision?
“With those glasses, he can definitely see through women’s clothes,” said the
engineering student, Samer Hamid. “It makes me angry. We are afraid to take
our families out on the street.”
The retired accountant, Hekmet Tinber Hassan, smiled and said it was a
baseless rumor, just like the widespread story that Saddam Hussein had been
secretly working for America and was now at a CIA safe house. “I do not
believe Saddam is in America,” Hassan said. “I heard he went to Tel Aviv.”
Just as truth is the first casualty of war, urban legends seem to be the first
creation of a military occupation, especially when the cultural gap is as wide
as it is here. After life under Saddam, people here are accustomed to
conspiracy theories and ready to believe the worst about anyone in power.
Of course, Americans have been circulating their own kinds of legends,
starting with the fantasies a few months ago that the occupying troops would
be peacefully welcomed by a country of grateful flower-waving citizens. There
have been more guns than flowers.
In the urban legends flourishing here, the soldiers triumphed thanks to
Saddam’s treachery and to U.S. technology. The legend about the X-ray
sunglasses may have evolved from reports about the soldiers’ night-vision
goggles, or maybe just from the imposing Terminator image of the soldiers.
Compared with the residents, who cope with the fierce heat by staying in the
shade and dressing in light clothes and sandals, the soldiers have the look of
robotic aliens as they patrol in the midday sun wearing combat boots, helmets
and armored vests.
Some Iraqis say the troops take special pills that keep them cool, but the
most common theory is that they have portable air-conditioners – usually said
to be inside the vests, but sometimes placed in the helmet or even the
underwear.
“There is fluid circulating throughout the underwear,” said Hamid, the
engineering student. “I am not sure of the exact mechanism, but we all know
the Americans have very sophisticated technology.”
Aadel Delli, the owner of a food market in central Baghdad, said he did not
believe the air-conditioned-uniform stories, which he attributed to popular
doubts about Americans’ capacity for discomfort. “Most Iraqis thought the
American soldiers would be gone by now because they could never stand the
summer in Iraq,” he said.
Soldiers have tried dispelling the myths about their gear by letting Iraqis
touch their vests and try on their glasses, but some legends will not die.
“I let a kid put on my sunglasses, and he was still convinced they had X-ray
vision,” said Sergeant Stephen Roach, a soldier from Lufkin, Texas “He kept
saying to me, ‘Turn it on, turn it on.”‘
When they are not peering through women’s clothes, the male soldiers are said
to be groping underneath the clothes during searches at checkpoints,
supposedly provoking some of the attacks on soldiers. (Never mind the absence
of evidence for this theory.)
Other versions of the ugly-American stories have the soldiers drinking beer
inside their tanks near mosques. They have been accused in the Arab press of
using pages from the Koran for toilet paper and of giving children candy
packets containing pornography.
The rumors became so numerous that Al Sabah, a new daily paper run by Iraqis
with financial backing from the Coalition Provisional Authority, the U.S.-run
administrative organization, printed a supplement debunking them. “It will
take awhile for people to reject the conspiracy theories,” said its editor,
Ismael Zayer. “Under Saddam, people had to depend on rumor because they could
not trust the media.”
Frustration seems to feed many of the rumors. Why would the builders of smart
bombs and X-ray sunglasses take longer to restore power than Saddam did after
the 1991 Gulf War? The Americans must be withholding electricity as revenge
for the attacks on soldiers.
For all the frustration, there remains some admiration for the occupiers, as
seen on teenagers like Zahra Thaer, 13, who was wearing a new pair of
wraparound sunglasses. “These are the latest style,” she said. Did she believe
the soldiers’ glasses gave them X-ray vision?
“I am not so sure about their sunglasses,” she said. “But I know about the
helmet. Inside each helmet is a map showing the soldier the location of every
house in Iraq. My friends at school told me about it.”
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