Masonic spam

Wow, here’s a new one — and kind of appropriate, given my surname ;) Masonic spam!

To: xxxxxx at

Subject: Dear Benefactor Of 2007 Masory Grant,

From: Dr.Lavine Ferdon Ferdon

Date: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:40:26 +0100 (CET)

Dear Benefactor Of 2007 Masory Grant, The Freemason society of Bournemout under the jurisdiction of the all Seeing Eye, Master Nicholas Brenner has after series of secret deliberations selected you to be a beneficiary of our 2007 foundation laying grants and also an optional opening at the round table of the Freemason society. These grants are issued every year around the world in accordance with the objective of theFreemasons as stated by Thomas Paine in 1808 which is to ensure the continuous freedom of man and toenhance mans living conditions. We will also advice that these funds which amount to USD2.5million be used to better the lot of man through your own initiative and also we will go further to inform that the open slot to become a Freemason is optional, you can decline the offer. In order to claim your grant, contact the Grand Lodge Office co-secretary Dr.Lavine Ferdon Ferdon Grand Lodge Office Co-Secretary’s email: (lavin_ferd_law at

Dr.Lavine Ferdon Ferdon,

Co-Secretary Freemason Society of Holdenhurst Road,


Sir David Hurley,

Secretary Freemason Society of Holdenhurst Road,

Brilliant. But why Bournemouth?

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  1. Nishad
    Posted February 22, 2007 at 19:16 | Permalink

    Dude, do not question Ferdon-Ferdon and his All-Seeing Eye! It hath turned its gaze upon…you!

  2. Baron Corey R. Koch
    Posted February 24, 2007 at 03:25 | Permalink

    Does this e-mail only make it to people with means? Yes, I am a philanthropist, and I am going to bury whoever started this e-mail, and yes, I have the time and means to do it Baron Corey R. Koch Koch Charitable Trust

  3. Alex
    Posted February 26, 2007 at 09:17 | Permalink

    i knew it!

    So evil.