A microservice saviour appears! In order to prevent such a terrible tragedy from occurring ever again during our lifetimes, `left-pad.io` has been created to provide all the functionality of `left-pad` AND the overhead of a TLS handshake and an HTTP request. Less code is better code, leave the heavy lifting to `left-pad.io`, The String Experts™.
Now this is a BIG thumbs up:
‘Prometheus has been known to us for a while, and we have been tracking it and reading about the active development, and at a point (a few months back) we decided to start evaluating it for production use. The PoC results were incredible. The monitoring coverage of MySQL was amazing, and we also loved the JMX monitoring for Cassandra, which had been sorely lacking in the past.’
‘if you tell her “repeat after me” she will parrot back whatever you say, allowing you to put words into her mouth.’what. the. fuck. Microsoft.