Links for 2008-07-31

Del.icio.us 2.0 goes live yay! I’ve been waiting for this for yonks

10 years of Boards.ie massive ~50GB RDF/XML dump, for open crunching, to generate interesting “SIOC Semantic Web” apps

Postmaster.comcast.net how to get mail delivered successfully to Comcast, the usual stuff

Why we’ll never replace SMTP ‘The reason that e-mail is uniquely useful is that you can exchange mail with people you don’t already know. The reason that spam exists is that you can exchange mail with people you don’t already know.’ +1

“Bikes-for-Billboards” scheme exposes major planning flaws ‘what was initially hailed as “free bikes” has become one of the biggest planning controversies to hit Dublin in years.’ No shit. 70% of sites are on the Northside, rather than the richer Southside; and each bike will cost over EUR300k in ad revenue!

Rob Enderle’s page on Wikipedia detailing this analyst’s hilariously wrong pro-SCO, anti-Apple/Linux predictions over the years. John Gruber: ‘the only way it would be worthwhile for reporters to [quote him] would be if they were willing to describe him as “almost always utterly wrong”‘

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EFF April Fool

Funny: EFFector Vol. 17, No. 11a April 1, 2004. Some pretty funny gems in this one: USPTO to Start Granting Indulgences, Microsoft Wins Patent for Software Industry Monopolization, and SCO to Sue Over Unauthorized Use of Earth’s Resources:

Lindon, UT - On the heels of its campaign against users of the Free Software program Linux, the SCO Group today announced that it will begin a new round of lawsuits against users of other free resources, including fire, water, air and land.

‘People think they can just use free things without paying for them,’ said SCO CEO Daryl McBribe. ‘This kind of ’socialism’ is anti-American and a violation of the Constitution. It’s up to corporations like SCO to crush that kind of idealism.’

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MS Word’s change history feature strikes again

Security: SCO accidentally leaked their previous lawsuit plans — to sue Bank of America — through MS Word’s ability to retain prior changes in a Word document.

This seems as good a time as any to re-plug
find-hidden-word-text, a quick perl hack to use ‘antiword’ to extract hidden text from MS Word documents in an automated fashion, based on Simon Byers’ paper Scalable Exploitation of, and Responses to Information Leakage Through Hidden Data in Published Documents. It works well ;)

Safety: Great Malcolm Gladwell article on S.U.V.’s. My favourite bit:

when, in focus groups, industry marketers probed further, they heard things that left them rolling their eyes. …. what consumers said was ‘If the vehicle is up high, it’s easier to see if something is hiding underneath or lurking behind it.’

Bradsher brilliantly captures the mixture of bafflement and contempt that many auto executives feel toward the customers who buy their S.U.V.s. Fred J. Schaafsma, a top engineer for General Motors, says, ‘Sport-utility owners tend to be more like ‘I wonder how people view me,’ and are more willing to trade off flexibility or functionality to get that.’ According to Bradsher, internal industry market research concluded that S.U.V.s tend to be bought by people who are insecure, vain, self-centered, and self-absorbed, who are frequently nervous about their marriages, and who lack confidence in their driving skills.

… Toyota’s top marketing executive in the United States, Bradsher writes, loves to tell the story of how at a focus group in Los Angeles ‘an elegant woman in the group said that she needed her full-sized Lexus LX 470 to drive up over the curb and onto lawns to park at large parties in Beverly Hills.’

Social: Ted Leung: Google requires that its employees spend 20% of their working hours on ‘personal projects’. Wow.

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BUA Training — clueless interview

Media: ever wondered why SCO is being targetted by the MyDoom virus?

Wonder no more. Apparently, according to William Campbell of BUA Training in this hilariously off-the-wall interview with RTE’s Morning Ireland radio show, it’s because of the Browser Wars and ‘Open System Software’. He goes on to explain:

‘if you go to a website, such as openoffice.org, you can download a free copy of what is the competitor for Microsoft Office, an equivalent of Microsoft Word, and equivalent of Microsoft Excel, which probably most of you have on their computers.’ ‘These competitors, they don’t really exists as companies, although there are some companies such as Open Office.org and eh, Star Office and lynux, but em, Microsoft has put all the commercial competition out of business, or they bought them up or whatever.’

Complete transcript here.

Sounds like Morning Ireland needs some new ‘computer experts’ ;)

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Now THAT is cool

Software: There’s a certain frisson to be had when you find out that your software is running somewhere really cool; I got this when I found out that PLP was being used in McMurdo Base, Antarctica and SpamAssassin as The Well’s spam filtering system (SpamAssassin’s now even more widely deployed, which is amazing — but this was the first ‘woo!’ moment).

However, I think Justin Frankel of WinAmp has got me well beat — the International Space Station. Bloody hell.

Aside: I wonder if they need a spam filter up there? ;)

Funny: We Love The SCO Information Minister. ‘Their assertions are incorrect. The source code is absolutely owned by SCO.’

Spam: 2 South Florida men agree to post $1 million bonds before spamming in future after an FTC bust — looks like a mortgage-scam spam team. Yay FTC!

The two portrayed themselves as mortgage lenders in unsolicited commercial e-mail, the FTC said, but their 30 Minute Mortgage operation was in fact not a lender and did not offer 30-year loans at 3.95 percent, as advertised.

Instead, the two were interested in getting potential customers to divulge their Social Security numbers, income and other sensitive financial data, which they then tried to sell to others, the FTC charged.

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XmlStarlet, and lots of stuff

XML: XmlStarlet: ‘a set of command line utilities (tools) which can be used to transform, query, validate, and edit XML documents and files using simple set of shell commands in similar way it is done for plain text files using UNIX grep, sed, awk, diff, patch, join, etc commands.’ Sheer genius!

SCOvEveryone: Humorix: ‘PROVO, UTAH — Nearly two hundred humor writers, fake news reporters, and tongue-in-cheek columnists descended on SCO’s headquarters yesterday to protest the company’s continued slide into unreality.’

‘Humor writers have very active imagination. But none of us — absolutely none of us — could ever have imagined the kind of ludicrous and inconceivable things that SCO has decided to pursue,’ explained a reporter for the New York Times, the world’s leading source of spurious news. ‘You simply can’t make this stuff up… a fact which represents a great hardship on humorists everywhere.’

(thanks Ben!)

Ireland: some beautiful pics of Dublin in Autumn from Diego Doval.

Books: Hari Kunzru rejects the John Llewellyn Rhys award, since it is sponsored by two notoriously anti-immigrant newspapers, the Daily Mail and the Mail on Sunday:

both ‘pursue an editorial policy of vilifying and demonising refugees and asylum-seekers … As the child of an immigrant, I am only too aware of the poisonous effect of the Mail’s editorial line. The atmosphere of prejudice it fosters translates into violence, and I have no wish to profit from it. … The Impressionist is a novel about the absurdity of a world in which race is the main determinant of a person’s identity. My hope is that one day the sponsors of the John Llewellyn Rhys prize will join with the judges in appreciating this.’

Well said! (via Oblomovka)

Health: University of Chicago healthcare ’stories of shame’. A shockingly widespread situation in the US, as far as I can tell. For non-USians wondering what all the fuss is about, have a read of this and it’ll become clear. At the same time, the US government spends more per capita on healthcare than Sweden does. Figure that one out…

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SCO madness continues

SCOvEveryone: I haven’t a clue what’s going on here:

… SCO would probably provide customers with financial incentives and discounts to migrate to SCO Unix, other vendors’ Unix, and what he referred to as ‘other proprietary operating systems’ but probably Windows.

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SCO madness continues

I haven’t a clue what’s going on here:

… SCO would probably provide customers with financial incentives and discounts to migrate to SCO Unix, other vendors’ Unix, and what he referred to as ‘other proprietary operating systems’ but probably Windows.

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That Forbes Article

Open Source: Forbes: Linux’s Hit Men.

The dispute, which was leaked to an Internet message board, offers a rare peek into the dark side of the free software movement–a view that contrasts with the movement’s usual public image of happy software proles linking arms and singing the ‘Internationale’ while freely sharing the fruits of their code-writing labor.

(Here we go again — the old ‘free software is communism’ line, cf. the ‘Give Communism A Try!’ / Nazi Penguin posters SCO made up earlier this year.)

The article goes on to bemoan how software companies who write proprietary extensions into GPL-licensed software, have to comply with the terms of the license.

It’s all a bit of an obvious dig — but I am looking forward to the follow-up article — that’s the one where the author bemoans how commercial software companies send out their ‘enforcers’ to extort money from companies who don’t bother paying the royalties and runtime license fees their licenses require.

PS: Hmm, ’software prole’ — maybe I’ll adopt that in the same way
Suresh has adopted ‘lower-middle-class Unix sysadmin’:

The other title came from a spammer who asked Ramasubramanian what she’d done that made him report her to her ISP.

‘I gave her a standard set of links and information on why spam is bad, and took the time to explain all this to her. She then asked me what I did for a living. When I replied that I was a Unix administrator at an ISP, she blew up and said, ‘I thought you were a successful businessman and marketer, but you are only a lower-middle-class Unix sysadmin. Don’t you dare talk to me like this!!!”

Oh look, Suresh has a journal, too; I never realised. Cool.

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SCO’s no-show invoices

SCOvLinux: GrokLaw: Groklaw’s Open Letter Linked to SCO’s Backing Off Invoicing.

‘SCO Group Inc is backing-down from threats to invoice organizations running Linux while extending SGI’s compliance deadline.

‘A company spokesperson said yesterday SCO’s plan to invoice organizations, on the basis that Linux illegally contains SCO code, had changed following what he claimed was success of its UnixWare licensing program. . . .

‘Members of the open source community warned SCO last month in an open letter they would initiate civil action under anti-fraud and consumer protection statutes.’

My take: ‘What? You mean extortion through fraudulent invoicing is illegal? Oops, call the mail room!’

BTW, anyone who hasn’t read the GrokLaw Open Letter to SCO yet, really should. It’s a great summary of all the many points where SCO is wrong.

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Brehon Law, Pepys’ rival, and some really bad food

2 history lessons today: Dervala writes about the Brehon Laws of ancient Ireland. Dervala’s weblog has become a great source of smart reading material, and is firmly on my daily list.

History: The Electronic Telegraph: Code-breaker reveals a diarist to rival Pepys (via forteana). Not quite as saucy as old Sam, though; he was a Puritan. Shame.

mmm, brains Food: The World’s Worst Food, courtesy of Joe McNally via NTK. A bit short of the traditional brain/tongue/tripe dishes however. (Relevant: low grade meat products, urgh.)

SCOvEveryone: Economist interview with Darl McBride of SCO. Interestingly, it notes ‘in 1998, Mr McBride himself won what he calls a ’seven-figure settlement’ by suing his employer at the time, IKON Office Solutions (who, he says, had breached contract by urging him to move to an office outside Utah).’ Nice! However, the SCO management page doesn’t mention that, for some reason… (Link)

Date: Fri, 29 Aug 2003 09:45:13 +0100
From: “Martin Adamson” (spam-protected)
To: (spam-protected)
Subject: Code-breaker reveals a diarist to rival Pepys

The Electronic Telegraph: Code-breaker reveals a diarist to rival Pepys

(Filed: 29/08/2003)

A Puritan’s journal written in cryptic shorthand to foil the King’s men paints a vivid picture of 1600s London, reports Will Bennett

A remarkable million-word account of life in late 17th century England which is as vivid as Samuel Pepys’s diary has been transcribed by experts after lying largely forgotten for more than three centuries.

A specialist code-breaker was brought in to crack the shorthand that Roger Morrice, a Puritan minister turned political journalist, used in part of the diary to stop the King’s agents reading it.

While Pepys’s often hedonistic diary was long regarded as the most detailed record of life in Restoration England, Morrice’s more strait-laced Entring Book gathered dust in a little-known British library.

The Entring Book was acquired by Dr Williams’s Library in London, which specialises in the history of English Nonconformist churches, in the early 18th century and it remained there until a few years ago.

Then a team of academics based at Cambridge University launched a project to transcribe the diary, which covers the years 1677 to 1691 and presents an entirely different view of late 17th century England from that of Pepys.

Now the transcription has been completed and six volumes of Morrice’s well-informed account of a turbulent period during which England was ruled by three different monarchs will be published in 2005.

About 40,000 words of the diary were in code and the team, led by the Cambridge academic Dr Mark Goldie, brought in an expert in 17th century shorthand to reveal for the first time what Morrice had written.

“At that time you could be arrested for sending newsletters and information around the country and so he did not want Charles II’s and James II’s agents to see what he had written,” said Dr Goldie.

The shorthand expert, Dr Frances Henderson, from Oxford, not only cracked the code but discovered the names of some of Morrice’s contacts, whose names he had written in cipher to protect their identities.

Then, as now, journalists had government sources, and Dr Henderson found that Morrice got much of his information from a man called Collins, an official at the Privy Council who was prepared to leak information to him.

As a convinced Puritan, Morrice was extremely critical of what he saw as the moral laxity of Restoration England. He described Tunbridge Wells, then a fashionable spa patronised by royalty, as “the most debauched town in the kingdom”.

With evident approval, he reported the reaction of Ben Haddi Mor, the Moroccan ambassador to London, when some Englishmen urged the diplomat to “receive a whore into his bed”.

“He said to our great rebuke and shame, ‘My religion forbids whores, does not yours?’,” wrote Morrice. “He said ‘that when I come home I shall then be counted a liar in my own country for my master will not believe me that so many ladies came open-faced with bare breasts to see me’.”

In the winter of 1683-84 the Thames froze so hard that coaches travelled across the ice, an ox was roasted and bullbaiting and other sports were held on the river’s surface.

“The concourse and all manner of debauchery upon the Thames continued upon Lord’s day and Monday the 3rd and 4th of this instant,” wrote Morrice disapprovingly.

Morrice used one of his sources to get information about the birth of James Stuart, the Catholic heir to James II and later the Old Pretender.

“The child was a large full child in the head and the upper parts but not suitably proportioned in the lower parts,” wrote Morris scathingly, appalled by the prospect of another Catholic monarch.

However, just a few months later Prince William of Orange’s troops marched into London and installed the Protestant Dutchman as William III.

Morrice wrote that women “shook his soldiers by the hand as they came by and cried, ‘Welcome, welcome, God bless you, you came to redeem our religion, laws, liberties and lives’ “.

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More SCO: the Vegas show in full

a must-read: Bruce Perens posts and then demolishes the Las Vegas slideshow comprehensively, demonstrating that one of the code snippets SCO showed did in fact date from 1973, not 1979; and the other snippet was a clean-room reimplementation based on the published specification for the Berkeley Packet Filter, and the SCO code most likely came from the BSD-licensed implementation.

That raises two points: 1. the SCO ‘pattern-recognition team’ need to go back to Google school; 2. why didn’t the SCO implementation of the BPF code maintain the legal copyright attribution text it was supposed to include, so they would have noticed this when out ‘recognising’ ‘patterns’?

I’m looking forward to this getting to court eventually…

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The Irish 419 scam

FROM: UNIVERSAL STAKES LOTTERY, IRELAND. (forwarded by Rick Kleffel on the forteana list)

SCOvEveryone: so SCO showed some ‘evidence’ of code-copying from SCO to Linux — problem is, it’s code from UNIX v7, written around 1978/79; the code was released in BSD UNIX, rereleased by SCO/Caldera themselves under a BSD license later, and versions appear in textbooks under public domain. In other words, the SCO ‘pattern analysis’ team who found this ‘copied code’ didn’t realise that this source had been released long ago — even by their own company, no less. ho hum, good luck prosecuting based on that. next!

Blogs: Malte, one of the SpamAssassin dev team, now has a weblog too — and with a better translation of the ‘W32.Blaster caused the blackout’ theory too. ;)

From: “James” (spam-protected)
Date: Mon Aug 18, 2003 4:15:40 AM US/Pacific
To: (spam-protected)
Subject: Congratulation! ( Please acknowledge this mail asap)

FROM: UNIVERSAL STAKES LOTTERY
IRELAND. REF NUMBER: 014/060/532 BATCH NUMBER: 762901-PCD03

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CONGRATULATIONS!!!

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AGE.

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(Lottery Coordinator)

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Monday morning quickies - gifts patented

FFII have discovered that Amazon.com have received a patent from the EPO ‘which covers all computerised methods of automatically delivering a gift to a third party’. It seems to cover Amazon’s ‘One-Click’ ordering system, as well.

Wierd: Tiny town to reek of sex. Don’t get excited — it’s only moth pheromones. (via Peter Darben on the forteana list.)

Medical slang, including:

  • ATS: Acute Thespian Syndrome
  • Departure lounge — Geriatric ward
  • DBI: Dirtbag index (calculated by the number of tattoos on the body multiplied by number of recent missing teeth, to estimate days without a bath)
  • NFN: Normal for Norfolk
  • Pumpkin positive: When you shine a penlight into the patient’s mouth and his brain is so small his whole head lights up
  • PFO: Pissed, fell over
  • Scepticaemia: What doctors develop with experience

And — finally! — an explanation for that ER term:

  • Stat: Immediately, shortened from the Latin statim

Linux: GrokLaw on SCO and Sun’s Linux indemnification FUD. Well worth a read – especially the bit where Mr. GrokLaw finds an old SCO contract that does include indemnification terms. Indemnification, that is, with some pretty serious get-out clauses and stings in the tail.

Weather: Mont Blanc closed due to record heatwave. ‘This year, for the first time since its conquest in 1786, the heatwave has made western Europe’s highest peak too dangerous to climb. Mont Blanc is closed. The conditions have been so extreme, say glaciologists and climate experts, and the retreat of the Alps’ eternal snows and glaciers so pronounced, that the range — and its multi-billion-pound tourist industry — may never fully recover.’

Food: Cooking for the Mafia. ‘Conrad Gallagher was the highest flier in the gaudy firmament of New Ireland. A Michelin star at the age of 26, and a swank restaurant, called Peacock Alley’. Not too long afterwards, things had not gone so well — he was in the Brooklyn Detention Centre. Pretty terrifying article — a US jail is not one of the nicest places in the world…

Spam: The Howard Dean election campaign ran into a wrinkle last week — and pretty soon was apparently ‘joe-jobbed’. This one is going to get interesting, if the Dean campaign follow up, as joe-jobbing an election campaign is in violation of federal election law, and is apparently taken quite seriously.

Reminder: keep an eye on Spamvertized.Org for the latest news in political spam!

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Flash Mobs hit Ballyhoo

The latest interweb craze, ‘Flash Mobs’, have hit Ballyhoo, according to The Ballyhoo Examiner:

‘There was about 15 of them, and they went around the shop muttering ‘carriages’ or ‘cabbages’, I’m not quite sure which’ …. Brendan says he himself would be ‘game on’ to take part in the next one, as long as it isn’t in his own employers’ this time, or a bank.

Art: Size does matter, Jamaicans decide (Guardian):

Two naked 7ft-high bronze figures - a male and a female - looking skywards on a dome-shaped fountain embossed with Bob Marley’s lyrics ‘None but ourselves can free our minds’. But according to the statue’s critics the artist is too light-skinned, the male figure is too generously endowed, and both are, well, too naked. …. Another writer ridiculed Renaissance sculptors for being not generous enough. ‘Just because Europe’s classical statues had small penises, … does not mean Jamaica must follow suit.’

SCOvEveryone: Groklaw forwards an interesting theory: Does SCO Unixware 7.1.3 contain substantial portions of SuSE Linux Enterprise Server 8 — including the GPL’d device drivers? The author writes:

It is my belief and opinion that SCO has indeed borrowed engineering concepts and methods from their association with UnitedLinux. Many of these new features and the remarkable similarity with SLES 8 did not occur until after they started to participate in UnitedLinux and since these features were available to SuSE customers before SCO’s involvement I am inclined to believe that SCO’s engineering team has been influenced or tainted by the Linux development process. I cannot say if UnixWare 7.1.3 or SLES 8 share common code; as I said I am not a source licensee. I feel these issues need to be investigated further.

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‘International blacklists’ absurdity

OK, this is very stupid.

----- Transcript of session follows -----
... while talking to mail.(elided).com.:
>>> RCPT To:
< << 591  The mail server you are SENDING FROM is listed on an
international blacklist. Send your questions to
blacklist-admin@(elided).net
554 5.0.0 Service unavailable

The mailserver in question is dogma.slashnull.org, 212.17.35.15. It’s never been on a blacklist. However, it does live outside the US — in Ireland, to be exact.

So it appears (from the wording) that someone is actually filtering their mail feed and blocking all mail from Ireland. Hello!? It’s worth noting, in passing, that I strongly doubt that blocking all mail from Ireland (a) reduces your spam load one iota or (b) accomplishes anything apart from pissing off Irish people. Ah well, not my problem…

SCO: In other news, Ben sends on this Pinky and The Brain rendition of the SCO-vs-the-world saga from Nicholas Petreley — worth a titter. Given that SCO are now sending invoices to Linux users, including charging 32 bucks for embedded developers — who almost definitely are not using Read-Copy-Update and that kind of absurdly-high-end code – it’s pretty accurate.

Malware: The latest Windows worm, coming to a system near you; make sure ports 135-139, 445 and 593 are blocked, if you really have to run Windows for some reason. The worm’s author includes this notable text string: billy gates why do you make this possible ? Stop making money and fix your software!!

Iraq: Amazing postmortem of the Iraq war. Summary: absolutely inept on the Iraqi side. ‘The only order I got was to dismantle my airplanes — the most idiotic order I ever received.’

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SCO suggestion

Derek has an interesting suggestion for IBM:

Grab a controlling interest, tell the senior management to sod off, tell the employees to clear out their cubicles, and clear up any hint of IP confusion by selling to IBM for $1 all intellectual property, and then dissolve the corporation entirely with their 50.1% voting share.

IBM has to be careful not to actually buy the company, but strictly be a majority shareholder, making decisions that are in the majority of the shareholders’ interests, even if the other 49.9% of the shareholders vehemently oppose them. :-)

Golden parachutes for senior execs? Good luck getting them from that non-existent corporation, and since IBM never actually ‘bought’ the corporation, it’s not liable for any contracts/debts/etc. SCO may have incurred. It gets all the benefit of running SCO and none of the downside.

Gotta say, I like it. ;)

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press! and a whole load of quickies

Wired: Finding Bad Spam Delights Geeks:

When freelance Web developer Joe Stump first installed the e-mail filtering program SpamAssassin, he and a friend started a competition. Each day, the two would look through their junk e-mail and try to find the missive that SpamAssassin had assigned the highest score.

‘It was always a little contest between the two of us,’ says Stump. ‘We were always trying to tweak and modify the settings to get it just right. I finally won the contest when I got a spam with a score of 43.’

The points system has really been popular — as Joe Stump says — ‘geeks love numbers’. Screengrabs of the SpamAssassin website on Sky News, ABC, and now this! (thanks to Tim Schutte for the pointer.)

Linux: Wonder what the Ximian guys are blogging about? Ha ha, very funny.

Mark Pilgrim: How to install Windows in 5 hours or less.

Tim O’Reilly on parallels between OSS and the mainframe days. ‘We so often trace our antecedents back simply to the Unix heritage, or the Lisp hacker heritage. But when I’ve talked to IBM old-timers, they make clear just how many of the social dynamics and collaborative software development paradigms of the early mainframe era resemble the open source tradition.’ Interesting…

Humour: Chris recently set us up the blog — and kicks it off with this SCO 419 parody: ‘I AM MR. DARL MCBRIDE CURRENTLY SERVING AS THE PRESIDENT AND CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER OF THE SCO GROUP, FORMERLY KNOWN AS CALDERA SYSTEMS INTERNATIONAL, IN LINDON, UTAH, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. I KNOW THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOUR BECAUSE WE HAVE HAD NO PREVIOUS COMMUNICATIONS OR BUSINESS DEALINGS BEFORE NOW.’ On the roll!

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SCO blah blah

blah blah SCO v IBM blah. Never mind all that — LWN points out some interesting share trading while all this waffles on. And the Google ads have something to say about it, too… ;)

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more on SCO v. IBM: ‘All your base are belong to us’

Ben forwards a link to this Byte article, SCO: All your base are belong to us. His commentary:

One day I’ll have a blogtastic dalymount.com, but for the moment, have you seen this priceless interview, in which SCO goes over the edge into complete barking insanity?

‘We believe that UNIX System V provided the basic building blocks for all subsequent computer operating systems, and that they all tend to be derived from UNIX System V (and therefore are claimed as SCO’s intellectual property).’

His emphasis. But let’s face it, he’s emphasising the right part ;)

So they now think they are owed money by every modern OS: that includes FreeBSD, Windows, Apple, presumably QNX, etc. etc. Linux was just the easiest one to start with, since the source is available and IBM (with their deep pockets) are closely allied with it. MS have already paid up for a SCO license, although many commentators see this as a means to support SCO in their anti-UNIX lawsuits.

In more detail, SCO claim to have full IP rights to several major components of any high-spec OS:

  • JFS (Journalling File System).
  • NUMA (Non Uniform Memory Access).
  • RCU (Read-Copy Update).
  • SMP (Symmetrical Multi-Processing).

Let’s pick one there: RCU in Linux seems to have originated (at a glance) from code developed by Sequent for their DYNIX/ptx UNIX, which was an AT&T UNIX System V-based OS. Sequent ran into trouble, and were bought out by IBM. Later, patches to implement RCU were submitted by IBM from Sequent’s code.

SCO now owns the AT&T UNIX System V IP; therefore SCO owns the RCU code in Linux — even though Sequent developed it independently, on top of the System V base, as far as I can see. Hey, that’s even more ‘viral’ than the GPL — at least the GPL tells you in advance what mistakes you’d have to make for this to happen! ;)

In other words, it seems their POV is that, if any code came anywhere near other code that may have been part of the original AT&T codebase, it’s now tainted with SCO’s own ‘viral license’. Absolutely insane.

It’s unclear exactly how ‘all subsequent computer operating systems’ also infringe this viral license, but SCO reckon they do.

In the meantime, they don’t seem to have realized that these kinds of over-broad claims are not looked on favourably under EU law; while they make cartooney threats in the US, they open themselves up to all sorts of anti-trust-type claims elsewhere in the world. But then, at this stage I don’t think they plan to actually offer any products, or operate as a software company, so they probably don’t really care about that.

To really muddy the waters, an ex-SCO employee has recently made allegations that SCO copied code from the GPL’d Linux kernel into their UnixWare product.

Ah, fireworks. Anyway.

For a kinder, gentler form of total insanity, check out the guidelines for forming ‘inexplicable mobs’ in Manhattan — via bb. Totally cool.

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SCO’s Hand-Waving Drags On

Ho hum… SCO staggers on. Snore. Quick links:

    • Analysts to SCO
    : ‘don’t drag us into this’. Also, a good quote from Linus: ‘Quite frankly, I found it mostly interesting in a Jerry Springer kind of way. White trash battling it out in public, throwing chairs at each other.’
  • Some unintended side-effects in Germany: LinuxTag launches ‘anti-competitive’ suit, SCO shuts down their German website in response. (Mind you, I doubt it’d make any difference. I don’t think they actually have any customers at this stage, so the only people who’d notice would be reading about it in the news sites anyway ;)
  • Slashdot roundup — mostly worth reading for the top 2 comments ;)

  • arie.org’s take on the issue.

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    SCO rapidly disappearing up their own IP

    wow, this is truly insane. After Novell went on the record noting that SCO do not own the SVR3 or SVR4 IP (which seems to be borne out by a note on the licensing arrangement for the UNIX trademark), SCO’s case seems to be in a bit of trouble. So now they’re threatening to sue Linus Torvalds.

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    SCO’s strong-arm tactics

    In case you missed it — SCO’s letter to Linux customers. Executive summary:

    • open-source code development methodology bashing, to start with
    • SCO will ’suspend their own Linux-related activities’, whatever they were
    • all users of Linux are vaguely threatened in a ‘cartooney’ fashion
    • ‘Similar to analogous efforts underway in the music industry, we are prepared to take all actions necessary to stop the ongoing violation of our intellectual property or other rights.’

    Classy! And a bonus good point from a comment on this LJ article: ‘According to this article, SCO Linux 4.0 contains version 2.4.19 of the Linux kernel. … By the act of distributing the Linux 2.4.19 kernel, SCO has irrevocably released any and all of their intellectual property present in the 2.4.19 kernel under the (terms of the) GPL.’

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    SCO sues IBM over Linux

    SCO sues IBM (via Slashdot) . Talk about self-immolation: sue IBM, of all companies, with an intellectual property case. One SCO claim:

    ‘It is not possible for Linux to rapidly reach Unix performance standards for complete enterprise functionality without the misappropriation of Unix code.’

    Apart from the fact that SMP is just not a state-of-the-art thing any more; things move on! Perhaps if SCO/Novell/USL hadn’t sat on their hands for 10 years, swapping IP and suing BSDI, they’d still be in the game. Anyway, here’s what the analysts think:

    ‘It’s a fairly end-of-life move for the stockholders and managers of that company,’ said Jonathan Eunice, an Illuminata analyst. ‘Really what beat SCO is not any problem with what IBM did; it’s what the market decided. This is a way of salvaging value out of the SCO franchise they can’t get by winning in the marketplace.’

    He said it.

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